Friday, 10 June 2011

WANTED - Baby-Faced Godfrey - Reward Offered


This is not the 'face of an angel'.  It is my face though.  Daddy is calling me 'Baby-Face Godfrey' because I am now a criminal.  Yesterday, when I was shopping with Daddy and Noah, I stole a Tunnock's Tea-cake from HMV.  Daddy didn't spot it until two shops later - but he made us go back and pay for it or I don't think he would have been able to look Mr Boyd Tunnock in the face again.  I can't say that it was a theft driven by need as I didn't even eat the tea-cake but I just squashed the marshmallow between my fingers. I've been told that I have to pay the 35p back when I start to get pocket money and I've also been given a three week sentence on the naughty step! Daddy says my true villain nature is beginning to emerge (along with the gingery tinge in my hair); Yesterday a Teacake - Tomorrow The World!  Mooha, Moohaha, Moohahaha! (That's my evil laugh.) Now back to my secret hideout built under the sand-pit.


P.S. The 'Reward' that was mentioned in the title isn't really being offered.  Sorry. 

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